I like to travel and I absolutely depend on Starbuck's free WiFi, and I NEED lattes with 2-3 extra shots daily. Coffee shops are my home away from home.
"Coffee? I don't drink coffee. Do you have any tea?" SLAP!
SHUT UP! Hear that little superiority dance in their voice? I don't want to be THAT PERSON. I already annoy people enough with my goings on, "Oh, I have such a delicate disposition. Is it gluten-free?" I gleefully bore people to death with my rambling monologues about the glorious future for each and every one of us if we just embrace organics!
So
I
am
drinking
tea.
If I could make that sentence droop and fall off the page, I would.
Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.
Moan and complain.
Here's the thing. I have everything I need in this life and mostly everything I want. What's a little coffee in the larger scheme of things?
EVERYTHING.
SHUT UP!
ok. That's my brain going off the rails for a moment.
Like sports, coffee is a great social lubricant. Everyone can talk about coffee.
Except those assholes who only drink tea. AND I'M ONE OF THEM NOW!
I expect to get slapped upside the head any day now.